Wednesday, October 1, 2014

CH1: Unlikely Revolutionaries, Part 1

"A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets." -Napoleon Bonaparte

Warning: The contents of this file past the dotted line are classified as Maximally Controlled Information, security phrase HIEROPHANT. Unauthorized access to this file is punishable by death followed by post-mortem interrogation, extinction of all Citizen Honors (if applicable), and listing as a Dishonorable (Second Class) on the Wall of Shame. If you are not cleared for MaxConInfo with security phrase HIEROPHANT, close this file immediately and contact your information control officer for debriefing using the security phrase PANIC YELLOW.

Warning: This file contains information classified as a level three memetic hazard. Consult a qualified psychoneurologist before accessing this file.

Warning: The contents of this file past the dotted line are encrypted using infectious basilisk cipher patterns. Attempted decryption without the proper key will result in permanent consciousness seizure and destruction of all memory patterns in all nervous systems connected to the decrypter.

Reminder: Control of dangerous information is vital to the future of the human race. Maintain proper information hygiene at all times. What you do know can hurt you.

Be Aware: This is an intelligent document. It incorporates a sub-sapient expert system to filter and assemble information to speed your comprehension. Please grant this file read-only access to your historical memories to continue.

Interrupt from Author: Just ignore that bit. With everything that's been going on, I didn't have a spare track to mod this file for a baseliner. If there's something you don't understand, just ask for clarification and it will tell you.


Welcome to Task Force HIEROPHANT. This is your historical briefing, covering the history of the human race and the relevant history of non-human species. Assimilation of this briefing is mandatory for all Task Force HIEROPHANT personnel.


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