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Showing posts with label Server Responses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Server Responses. Show all posts
Friday, June 5, 2015
Server Responses #11
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: whitelisted/approved entities
safe for human worship
Sunday, May 3, 2015
Server Responses #10
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Zeta Reticulans
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Aware:
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authorized to access.
Technological
alien species currently occupying third planet of Zeta Reticuli
system.
Friday, April 17, 2015
Server Responses #9
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Pakistan
No information is available in response to this query. This query has been forwarded to the public data server.
No information is available in response to this query. This query has been forwarded to the public data server.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Server Responses #8
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Democracy in the Democratic
Republic of China
No
information is available in response to this query. This query has
been forwarded to the public data server.
Server Responses #7
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Personal affluence scale
No
information is available in response to this query. This query has
been forwarded to the public data server.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Server Responses #6
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Second Golden Age, Republic of
Mankind; technology comparison
A
full comparison would extend to several hundred pages. A partial
comparison would note:
Autotropy:
Second Golden Age autotropy was limited to genetic modification,
pharmacological enhancement, and cybernetic interfaces, with some
extreme cases using electronic augmentation of the human brain and
full-body replacement. The Republic of Mankind makes extensive use
of full-body replacement, neural parallel processing, and
wide-spectrum electronic augmentation.
Computation:
The Second Golden Age primarily used crystal matrix computers. The
Republic of Mankind uses mixed neurological/crystal matrix systems.
Energy
Production:
The Second Golden Age primarily used hydrogen-boron fusion. The
Republic of Mankind primarily uses SULTAN-invocation power plants.
Standard
of Living:
The late Second Golden Age achieved 8.9 on the Personal Affluence
Scale. The Republic of Mankind achieves 5.1 on the Personal
Affluence Scale.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Server Responses #5
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: All known extraterrestrial
species
The
complete list of known extraterrestrial species is MaxConInfo with
security phrase TOTALITY, and is over 3,000,000 entries long. You
are not cleared for this information. A partial list of known
technological extraterrestrial species includes:
Aihai
(believed extinct)
Architects
(believed mostly extinct)
GARGOYLE
HORNET
(classification arguable; moderate threat)
PERSIMMON
(believed mostly extinct)
Reticulans
TYRANT
(extreme threat)
This
does not include assorted unique alien entities or alien species
believed to be fictitious.
Friday, October 17, 2014
Server Responses #4
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: SULTAN
Exotic
quantum vacuum state. Exposure of baryonic matter to SULTAN causes
rapid decay into gravitational radiation and exotic subatomic
particles. SULTAN-invocation systems are used in power generation,
propulsion, and weapons systems.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Server Responses #3
Response
from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Are there any last reports from
Earth in the hour of TYRANT's reawakening?
Warning:
The information after the dotted line is a transcript of a news
transmission recovered from the Martian Deep Archives. It is an
unusually complete example of transmissions from Earth during
TYRANT's reawakening, and typical of other recordings. Some
contents may be deliberate falsehoods to protect unsafe or
unauthorized information. This information may not be accessed by
personnel scoring 4.0 or lower on the PsyVul scale. This transcript
is classified as a level three memetic hazard, and may cause oneiric
hallucinations, false scopaesthesia, stress, nausea, and obsession.
If you suffer from these or other symptoms after reading this
transcript, contact a qualified psychoneurologist immediately.
Maintain proper information hygiene at all times.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Server Responses #2
Response from HIEROPHANT Data
Server to Query: GARGOYLE
GARGOYLE are an alien species
originating from deep space and which has conducted operations in the
solar system intermittently since the Jurassic Age. GARGOYLE is
known in DocInt as “the Mi-Go” or “Yuggothians”.
GARGOYLE maintain a base of
operations on a large cometary body in the Oort Cloud, designated by
the security phrase BLACKSTONE, known in DocInt as “Yuggoth”.
The current status of GARGOYLE within the solar system is uncertain,
but the Deep Space Reconnaissance Network has not detected any signs
of exodus.
For more information on GARGOYLE,
consult your HIEROPHANT historical indoctrination briefing file.
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Server Responses #1
Response from HIEROPHANT Data
Server to Query: TERRACE
Warning:
The contents of this file past the dotted line are classified as
MaxConInfo, security phrase HIEROPHANT. Unauthorized access to this
file is punishable by death followed by post-mortem interrogation,
extinction of all Citizen Honors (if applicable), and listing as a
Dishonorable (Second Class) on the Wall of Shame. If you are not
cleared for MaxConInfo with security phrase HIEROPHANT, close this
file immediately and contact your infocon officer for debriefing
using the security phrase PANIC YELLOW.
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