Showing posts with label Server Responses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Server Responses. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2015

Server Responses #11

Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: whitelisted/approved entities safe for human worship

Be Aware: This response has been sanitized to remove information you are not authorized to access.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Server Responses #10


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Zeta Reticulans

Be Aware: This response has been sanitized to remove information you are not authorized to access.


Technological alien species currently occupying third planet of Zeta Reticuli system.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Server Responses #9

Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Pakistan 

No information is available in response to this query. This query has been forwarded to the public data server.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Server Responses #8


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Democracy in the Democratic Republic of China

No information is available in response to this query. This query has been forwarded to the public data server.

Server Responses #7


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Personal affluence scale

No information is available in response to this query. This query has been forwarded to the public data server.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Server Responses #6


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Second Golden Age, Republic of Mankind; technology comparison

A full comparison would extend to several hundred pages. A partial comparison would note:

Autotropy: Second Golden Age autotropy was limited to genetic modification, pharmacological enhancement, and cybernetic interfaces, with some extreme cases using electronic augmentation of the human brain and full-body replacement. The Republic of Mankind makes extensive use of full-body replacement, neural parallel processing, and wide-spectrum electronic augmentation.
Computation: The Second Golden Age primarily used crystal matrix computers. The Republic of Mankind uses mixed neurological/crystal matrix systems.
Energy Production: The Second Golden Age primarily used hydrogen-boron fusion. The Republic of Mankind primarily uses SULTAN-invocation power plants.
Standard of Living: The late Second Golden Age achieved 8.9 on the Personal Affluence Scale. The Republic of Mankind achieves 5.1 on the Personal Affluence Scale.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Server Responses #5


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: All known extraterrestrial species

The complete list of known extraterrestrial species is MaxConInfo with security phrase TOTALITY, and is over 3,000,000 entries long. You are not cleared for this information. A partial list of known technological extraterrestrial species includes:

Aihai (believed extinct)
Architects (believed mostly extinct)
GARGOYLE
HORNET (classification arguable; moderate threat)
PERSIMMON (believed mostly extinct)
Reticulans
TYRANT (extreme threat)

This does not include assorted unique alien entities or alien species believed to be fictitious.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Server Responses #4


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: SULTAN

Exotic quantum vacuum state. Exposure of baryonic matter to SULTAN causes rapid decay into gravitational radiation and exotic subatomic particles. SULTAN-invocation systems are used in power generation, propulsion, and weapons systems.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Server Responses #3


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: Are there any last reports from Earth in the hour of TYRANT's reawakening?

Warning: The information after the dotted line is a transcript of a news transmission recovered from the Martian Deep Archives. It is an unusually complete example of transmissions from Earth during TYRANT's reawakening, and typical of other recordings. Some contents may be deliberate falsehoods to protect unsafe or unauthorized information. This information may not be accessed by personnel scoring 4.0 or lower on the PsyVul scale. This transcript is classified as a level three memetic hazard, and may cause oneiric hallucinations, false scopaesthesia, stress, nausea, and obsession. If you suffer from these or other symptoms after reading this transcript, contact a qualified psychoneurologist immediately. Maintain proper information hygiene at all times.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Server Responses #2



Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: GARGOYLE

GARGOYLE are an alien species originating from deep space and which has conducted operations in the solar system intermittently since the Jurassic Age. GARGOYLE is known in DocInt as “the Mi-Go” or “Yuggothians”.

GARGOYLE maintain a base of operations on a large cometary body in the Oort Cloud, designated by the security phrase BLACKSTONE, known in DocInt as “Yuggoth”. The current status of GARGOYLE within the solar system is uncertain, but the Deep Space Reconnaissance Network has not detected any signs of exodus.

For more information on GARGOYLE, consult your HIEROPHANT historical indoctrination briefing file.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Server Responses #1


Response from HIEROPHANT Data Server to Query: TERRACE

Warning: The contents of this file past the dotted line are classified as MaxConInfo, security phrase HIEROPHANT. Unauthorized access to this file is punishable by death followed by post-mortem interrogation, extinction of all Citizen Honors (if applicable), and listing as a Dishonorable (Second Class) on the Wall of Shame. If you are not cleared for MaxConInfo with security phrase HIEROPHANT, close this file immediately and contact your infocon officer for debriefing using the security phrase PANIC YELLOW.