Warning:
The contents of this file past the dotted line are classified as
Maximally Controlled Information, security phrase CRYSTAL TOWER. If
you are not cleared for MaxConInfo with security phrase CRYSTAL
TOWER, close this file immediately and contact your infocon officer
for debriefing using the security phrase PANIC YELLOW.
Warning:
Unauthorized access to this file is punishable by death followed by
post-mortem interrogation, extinction of all Citizen Honors (if
applicable), and listing as a Dishonorable (Second Class) on the Wall
of Shame.
Warning:
The contents of this file past the dotted line are encrypted using
infectious basilisk cipher patterns. Attempted decryption without
the proper key will result in permanent consciousness seizure and
destruction of all memory patterns in all nervous systems connected
to the decrypter.
Reminder:
Control of dangerous information is vital to the future of the human
race. Maintain proper information hygiene at all times. What you
do know can
hurt you.